This isn't exactly hilarious, just awesome. Today in a stop n shop parking lot some pimp almost ran me and Diane over. I mean, a straight up P I M P. Iced out rims on his green-tinted-windowed escalade.
Diane-"Asshole you almost hit us!"
Pimp-"You don't be seein' me backin' up?!"
Diane-"Pedestrians have the right away!!!"
Pimp gets out of car and says-"Keep talkin', someone need tah smack you!"
Pimp walks away from car and says-"Imma smack da shit outta you!!"
Diane goes nutz-"DO IT! DO IT! Fuck you asshole!"
Pimp walks into stop n shop. Me and Diane go home, but not before writing his plate number down.
Diane calls cops, and cop that shows up is Dianes friend.
Cop runs dude's plates, Pimp's car was involved in robbery.
Cop calls for back up, Cop heads to Pimps house.
End scene.
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