Itis

I got colitis, I can't get the itis!

Pee Pants

"I think I'm nauseas because I have to pee so bad."

"Oww, my cowlick hurts."

"What kind of name is Tegan Tootz!?"

"That cat had Justin Bieber's hair! That cat had Justin Bieber's hair!"

"Ask me how you know!"

"Ask me how! I don't know! So I'm done!"

"That fart just made my eyes water."