"Go get me a pants."

"David, that's what I was trying to tell you. My feet were sweaty and cold at the same time. I got confused."

"...Well I don't know. I'm just the person who shit her pants twice in one month."

"If you're no psychic then stop assumin'."

"...But that guy isn't Drake and Josh! Who is that guy!?"

"I can out dance Ellen any day. But she can definitely out lesbian me."