"Can you get me a little bit of Kool-Aid? It's in the apple juice jug. I'm ghetto, so what!?"

Mumba Jumba

"You look like an African Mumba queen."

Diane, on Ellen

"Oh, she's such a lesbian."

Nipple Talk

"David, you don't have puffy nipples."

People Skills

"I was touching my clogged milk duct and a guy walked by."

Diane, on Noses

"David, that guy has a nose like a Spuds McKenzie dog."

Google

"I'ma bust out my Google."

I.B.K.T.C.

"Teenie's getting her boobs back! Itty bitty kitty titty committee."

Diane, on Dingle Berries

"...No! Dingle berries are little pieces of turds that stick to your butt hair! Hence the hair being the stem of the berry!"

Pants

"Oh, here's the binki! It was in my pants!"