Boom Bangin' Baby

"Yo Cindy's friend hooked baby gurl up! Baby Phat, Timberland, Apple Bottom. Baby gurl gone be fly. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of white clothes too."

Diane, on Snookie from Jersey Shore

"Yo, Shnook Shnack, patty wack, leave that dog alone."

Dinner Time

"Shake'n fake'n like tofu bacon."

Wiener Issues

"If it's the thing that crawls up the wiener I don't wanna watch it!"

Banana Box

"Oh my god! Can you get any closer to my car with your weave and banana box!? Did you see her banana box!"

Diane, on Threats

"Be lucky who you talk to!"

Ass Shakin'

"ON MY WAY TO PICK YOU UP I SAW THESE TWO LITTLE FIVE YEAR OLD GIRLS, AND ONE OF THEM HAD REALLY PRETTY HAIR SO I COMPLEMENTED HER. ON THE WAY BACK FROM DROPPING YOU OFF I DROVE PAST EM' AND THEY WERE BOTH SHAKING THEIR ASSES AT ME! I'VE NEVER HAD A FIVE YEAR OLD SHAKE THEIR ASS AT ME!"

*Caps mean lot's of yelling is going on

Not-So Easy Mac

"Wait. I gotta go in to McDonalds in my mac-n-cheese pants?"

Diane, on the True Blood Rolling Stone Cover

"As long as you don't see the hole that's all that matters."

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Diane, on That Lesbian Who Has a Show on BRAVO

"This girl freaks me out! She's a he she he pretending to be a she!"

Pit Issues

"You know, David, I think when I'm around you my armpit hair grows more."

Now, That's What I Call Kidz Bop

"David! There's a little black kid in this commercial! No wait, this isn't Now Kidz Bop."

Bizwax

Me-"Bizwax. Mind your own bizwax."
Diane-"You mind YOUR own damn bizwax!!!"

Diane, on The Real Housewives of New Jersey

"Ohhh! You should have seen Kim G. when she was trying to do a stripper dance!"

LL

"Don't be mad you don't got the luscious locks that this girl do. LL. And not Lindsay Lohan. Luscious locks."

Hair Ball

"Oh I just picked something long and hairy out of my eyeball."

Loins Shmoins

"You ain't push me threw those loins."

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Diane, on Jersey Shore

"Well, now that you say Shnookie, I see the Shnook."

Rhymin' It Up

"Little Mc Muffin sat on her tuffin' eatin' her curds and HAY!"

Faux Weezy

"I had a dream that a fake Lil Wayne broke into my house and tried to steal my lap top!"

Two-Steppin'

"David, one of my shoes smells worse than the other because Logan peed in it."

Nig Nug

"Peace out nig nug!"

Diane, on Food

"I don't know. Its either chicken soup, something else, or something."

Ambiguous

"That little girl or boy looks like it could be Janet Jackson."